I change shapes just to hide in this place

Job hunting blows.

Oh, Nando. A hernia? Get well soon hombre.

World Hallmark, please stop ruining my childhood with sexy new makeovers. I wasn't really okay with the Strawberry Shortcake thing and, though it's not from my childhood, I disapprove of turning Dora the Explorer into some weird tween/Bratz doll amalgam, but I draw the line at Rainbow Brite. Granted, there's more fabric in her new costume, but you've turned Starlite into some Lisa Frank nightmare. No bueno.

I was just reminded of that whole Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines thing. Why did that happen?

Oh Law & Order: SVU, never stop bringing the lulz. Do they just hire day players who are unable to emote properly? On purpose?

I can't stop watching the YouTube video of a Russian band doing a cover of Katy Perry's "Hot and Cold". I'm oddly charmed. It sounds so jaunty!